Talk cock session

Anonymous says: hey are you a fan of jap porn?

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: i'm not a fan of porn

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: i'm a worshipper of porn

Anonymous saysAnonymous: ay my good man

Anonymous says: you should be ashamed

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: why, whatever i worship in is a good thing

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: porn do so much good to you and me

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: our shared interest in it can give us a strong bond

Anonymous says: its degrading

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: nonsense

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: its like an apple

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: watching it once a day would keep any sickness away

Anonymous says: wow i dont watch porn every day

Anonymous says: dude

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: its not necessarily everyday

Anonymous says: how the hell do u get so much

Anonymous says:are you a producer?

-[ Y-O-H-E-I ]- says: i am producer, director and actor too

Anonymous says: wow cool

Anonymous says: cool like fuck man i dont dig that

jade

jade
Originally uploaded by Adam Koyama.

This was taken at Crsytal Jade in Takashimaya, together with Anna and her bestest friend 'D'.

The dinner was very enjoyable, mainly due to these two ladies were so entertaining, our table almost never run out of laughter and joy.

My storeman course starts

Today my course to become a army storeman started at Sembawang Camp. Early in the morning me and my Malay buddy, Redzwan headed our way there from SAFTI MI on GP car, driven by our most courteous 2SG Raj.

As far as I can tell from today, the course itself is very slack, with alot of "machine" breaks, alot of time to sleep. Most of the lecturers are also nice, they like to talk cock alot while teaching us.

Whenever we have to go for a lunch, we have to march like we did during BMT; but it's ok, I like marching.

Among the 61 students attending the course, there are only 2 corporals, that is me and one more guy called Yeo. The rest are still just privates, with one or two lance corporals. So being the highest rank there, Yeo and me were appointed as course I/C and 2I/C. I expected to be told to do alot of shit works, but it was alright, Yeo did most of the works.

We were dismissed by 1730hrs, and being stay-out personals, we headed our way back home.

Natsu Matsuri 2005

On the evening of 20th of August, Saturday there was a Natsu Matsutri, Japanese summer festival held in Changi Japanese School.

I went there to meet up with my sister who went there earlier than me with her friends. Upon reaching the japanese school, I had to wait in a damn long queue to buy coupons to have an entry into into the school compound where the festival was held. In the end, the entry coupon was sold out, so the rest of people in queue were allowed to just go in, but without special coupons like Main Dish coupon.

The festival was held in the school track and field. At the middle of the soccer field, a huge stage platform was built (refer to photo below), and people could go onstage to dance or play Japanese taiko drum.

It was almost just like school open house, except this one was in Japanese style.

All around the track, there were stores selling foods and goods. I had to wait in yet another long queue just to get my hands on food to eat. To buy foods like japanese curry or soba noodle, I need to pay by Main Dish coupon, but unfortunately it was sold out, so I have to make myself content by eating tit bits, grrrrr....

The place of full of people wearing Japanese summer outfit called yukata. Alot of Japanese were there (duh), but in fact there were as many local people was well, if not more. Even the locals came in yukata. I'll have to mention that there were many, many pretty girls, both local and Japanese.

Later, I joined my sister near the stage, together with other people surrounding it to dance the Bon Odori, which is the traditional Japanese festival dance. It was quite fun dancing in circle as one, and the dance itself was simple and easy to remember.

Once the festival was over, together with my sis and her friend, I took a bus to Tanah Merah MRT station, from where we grabbed a cab to go back to my house.

Me in Changi Jap School

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Originally uploaded by Adam Koyama.

A photo of me taken in Changi Japanese school, some time after the summer festival was over.

A peaceful Saturday morning

Just came back from duty in SAFTI. It feels good to be home.

Dammit, I hate my duty!! During office hour it is hectic, alto of things to do. Issuing keys to driver, issuing fuel cards, taking account of all vehicles (there alot in MT line), doing stuff and shits for your superiors, wake up early in the morning to make sure early detail drivers are there... The more shits there are for you to do, the more chance of you getting cock-ups, getting extra duties. So far I haven't get any extras yet, hopefully it will stay so till my ORD.

When I was in SCSC, I could surf net after office hours, so I could spill my ranting ino my blog in real time. Now I have to wait till I get home to go online and enter my rantings and ravings.

Well at least this morning, there was no early morning driver's detail, I could have a good sleep and wake up abit later (at 6.30am that is). Once I woke up, I changed into civilians and packed my bags, and once the next duty personal came in to take over, I wasted no time and quickly left the camp.

And now, home sweet home!!

299 more days to ORD.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

I got to watched this movie together with my friend's brother, I'm gonna put my thoughts on it.

First off, I have to say I didn't wholeheartedly enjoy this show, at least for the 80% of the time. It was so far off the course from the original novel written by Roald Dahl, not only the storyline but how they project the character of the Willy Wonka (not only the look, but more importantly the character itself).

The movie has managed to made the kids look as despicable as the novel has intended them to be, but there was an utter difference in how Willy Wonka reacted to them. In novel, despite the dreadful behaviour by the children, Wonka stayed well reserved and kept his cool, but yet not losing an ounce of his sense of humour.

In the movie, Wonka's character bear no resemblence to that of Willy Wonka in the novel; when he interacted with the rotten children, he displayed lame reactions (especially to TeeVee), at times he looked more childish than any of the kids right there.

Watching the film, I admit I had a discomfort watching Wonka's lame actions and the movie's execution. It started when the kids were asked to enter the Chocolate Factory, and Wonka was supposedly show up surrounded by muppets and showered by pyrotechnics Disneyland-style. Instead the fireworks burned and melt the plastic muppets into hidious abomination, and Wonka was cheering at such show like a retard, and that created an unusual atmosphere.

The lame jokes throughout the show weren't helping the show much either, the only one that managed to make crowds laugh was when Wonka exclaimed "I need to find heir (hair)".

I only enjoyed the 1st few songs and dance showed by Oompa-Loompas. It was rather interesting that they had distinguished each performance under different genre; first performance was a jazz, second was kinda techno, third was a hip-hop, and the last one was a rock. But the last one was lame to the extreme, I almost couldn't bear to watch it.

As I continued on to watch the film, frustration was accumulating inside me, thinking this movie will be remembered as the lamest remake ever.

But then at the last part, the show had a strange twist. When Wonka had offered Charlie his factory, Charlie rejected it for his family. And later they would visit Wonka's father together, and ulitmately decided to move the whole house and family into Chocolate factory to live together. This last execution brought warmth into my heart, making me forget the frustrations I felt before. Then I realized all the dark atmosphere shown throughout the film were intended to make the last more inspiring. I was rather impressed by the craftiness of the director.

I would rate this movie 7/10. Really, the last part saved the whole movie.

A warning for game addict

Second gamer dies after massive bingeVictim played for 32 hours non-stop

Just days after the first 'internet overdose', another addict has died after a marathon games binge.The 27 year-old Taiwanese man collapsed after playing computer games for 32 hours non-stop.

Police confirmed that Lien Wen-cheng started playing at the cyber cafe in Fengyuan in central Taiwan at 10.30pm on Thursday.

At 7am on Saturday, a staff member found the man on the floor of the cafe's toilet foaming at the mouth and bleeding from the nose. "They rushed him to hospital but he was already dead," local police said. A police spokesman stated that doctors believe Wen-cheng died from exhaustion, having remained in the same position for too long. The death highlights the danger of such intensive game-playing.

Less than 10 days ago, a 24 year-old South Korean man died at an internet cafe in Kwangju, 260km outside Seoul, after playing continuously for 86 hours.Psychologist Peter Watson explained that playing games over prolonged periods without sleep places the body under considerable stress.

"Depending on the game, the brain is receiving [the impression] that it is constantly under attack," he said. "We would not expect hardened soldiers to cope with a 32-hour fire fight, and yet some people think they can play these games constantly for long periods of time."



Haha, so my fellow Dota players please take care.

hanabi

hanabi
Originally uploaded by Adam Koyama.

One of the shots of fireworks at Marina South, taken by my sister Momo.

hanabi2

hanabi2
Originally uploaded by Adam Koyama.

The pic of me, my sisters and my childhood friends, all enjoying a night breeze at Oriental hotel poolside, right after the spectacle of fireworks.

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oriental2
Originally uploaded by Adam Koyama.

The photo of me enjoying a buffet breakfast at Oriental hotel restaurant, in the morning of 7th of August.

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oriental
Originally uploaded by Adam Koyama.

6th of August, my mother decided to book a night stay in Oriental hotel for the whole family, so that we can see some fire works at night near this place.

The view from the room was so nice, I forced my sister to capture this pic of me standing with the scenery of CBD behind me.